Showing posts with label mundane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mundane. Show all posts

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Licantropos

Hey everyone, Tony and Danny here. We decided to do a little...elabortating on the powers of werewolves. The major thing is...who knows? Every werewolf is different, each generation has a different set of "rules", we're like snow flakes.

Now, school starts soon for everyone right? If you're starting a new school, highschool, or you're scared as hell, here is a piece of advice from the king and queen of misfits. Be yourself. Yep that's it. Not. Okay, don't be afraid to talk, find people that are like you, chat up random kids, BE HAPPY. No one is gonna wanna talk to a shy quiet kid. Nope. Be enthusiastic and proud of who you are. ATTENTION MYTHICALS: This does NOT mean shout what you truly are into the heavens. This would be VERY bad. :)

It's crazy, when you think about. Humans walk amongst us and are oblivious to the fact that we exist. They talk with us, laugh, and smile just as if we were like them. But if they knew what we are they'd shun us, hate us, be terrified of us and hand us over to Satan. If you've seen the latest TrueBlood episode, like i have, there are two humans (one of them is the brother to the main character, the other is a woman married to a very religious man) well even though the woman is married she is in love with Jason, (the brother) but when she finds out that he is Jason STACKHOUSE, brother to Sookie Stackhouse who is dating Bill Compton (vampire) she immediately hates him and shoots him...with a paint ball gun. Yep. A paint ball gun. She thought it was an actual gun, which is why stupid blonde human religious women should not weild fire arms. HAHA.

ATTENTION WHOEVER READS THIS: Humans may get offended but if you've been reading what i write you'll realize that I don't care.

Humans are narrowminded. They're like horses that wear blinders, they only see what they are trained and taught to see. They color inside the lines and they're happy to live in they're little box. Okay so MOST humans are like this. Not ALL i guess but MOST. And when something happens that throws their stupid mundane routine off, they snap. It's insane. Humans do everything in repetetive routine. Same thing, same people, same places. If one little thing is out of place they expload, they get tense and crazy.

Your opinions are always welcome.
Danny & Tony
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